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Every John Green Book Ever

  • Me:

    oh hey look I will buy this book

  • Me:

    oh. This sounds good.

  • Me:

    aww this is so adorable

  • Me:

    I want someone like this in my life

  • Me:

    wait a second

  • Me:

    I should not have looked further down the page than where I was reading

  • Me:

    my whole world is falling apart

  • Me:

    *tries to calm self down with false reassurances*

  • Me:

    waIT SHE LEAVES

  • Me:

    wAIT HE LIT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE

  • Me:

    waiT THE GUY IS GAY

  • Me:

    okay that girl is kind of a bitch.

  • Me:

    why doesn't this book exist. It sounds so wonderful but it's just a made up book inside a book aw

  • Me:

    wAIT SHE DIES

  • Me:

    HE DIES TOO??

  • Me:

    *throws book at wall*

  • Me:

    *sobs as if I've lost my first born*

  • Me:

    *continues reading*

  • Me:

    wait.. its over?

  • Me:

    nononononononononononono

  • Me:

    *curses John Green for the next month*

  • Me:

    *buys all john green books and repeats previous stages*

  • John Green:

    *laughs maniacally in the distance while writing another ovarie smasher*

There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1. There’s .1 and .12 and .112 and an infinite collection of others. Of course, there is a bigger infinite set of numbers between 0 and 2, or between 0 and a million. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities…There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbounded set. I want more numbers than I’m likely to get…I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.
Hazel Grace Lancaster (The Fault in Our Stars by John Green)
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